I adore my son. Everyone knows it. However I have to be honest. Pweezy can at times be a total douche (I am pretty sure he inherited it from his father). Don't believe me?
Please read the following signs that my toddler might be a douche and let me know what you think.
1. He wears hipster douche type hats
2. He does this any time he is anywhere near toilet paper.
|"This is the last roll in the house? Oh you needed this?".|
3. He drives a BMW
|"And girl you better be wearing something nice when I pick you up".
There isn't too much to say. He is leaning up against his BMW, topless! with slicked back hair, and talking on an iPhone. Totally douchey : )
4. He gives you the ice grill from the second he is born.
|"I run shit".|
That is a picture of P taken seconds after he was born. See that look on his face? He is two seconds old and he is already letting you know who is in charge. I started to get scared not too long after this picture was taken.
5. The video is self explanatory.