The Duggars are Sex Freaks

The Duggars need no introduction. If you are reading this then you are familiar with them and their shenanigans. I am not a fan of the Duggars and I wonder how anyone could really call themselves a "fan" of theirs. What exactly would one be a fan of? The Duggar family clown car uterus?

I saw the Duggar uterus once. It was being pursued in a high speed chase by the police. It was fleeing in a white Ford Bronco. I do not think anyone can really blame the poor dear. Enough is enough.

But seriously what have they done to elicit such admiration?
What do they do!? They do "IT" that's what!

You know who else does "IT"? Everybody! Dogs, cats, goats, sloths, even YOUR GRANDMA did it.

I am sorry that I had to be the one to tell you about your slutty grandmother.

As usual I digress but that's right people. I said it. The Duggars are sex freaks. They have to be. What other explanation could there possibly be for the nineteen kids? People with that many kids cannot possibly ever be in the mood to get it on. How is it possible!?! Where do they find the time? Why do they even WANT to have sex with each other. It is just too bizarre.

I have a theory. The Duggars are sex freaks (that do not like birth control) that call themselves Christians so that they can pursue their carnal campaign of reality tv fornication uninhibited and unquestioned. Why not? They have an army of minions (their older children) to do their bidding and handle all the younger child related handiwork and they get a reality TV show deal out of it.

It is a win for everyone except for that poor uterus.