Unconventional Mommy Milestones
There are the typical mommy milestones: the first night one's child sleeps for more than 4 hours straight, baby's first word, the first day of school, etc..
And then there are my mommy milestones. I am sharing them with you for several reasons. The first reason is so that I am not laughing at myself alone and the second reason is so that you can share yours with me.
Hey if you are laughing at me I would like to return the favor :O)
The first time I fit into a pair of non-maternity jeans. It was glorious! There was twirling and dancing. I wore the pants three days straight. Never mind the fact that I cannot breathe and have completely inappropriate camel toe (I hate that expression so much but it is true) while wearing them.
The day I found the letter "X" in my bra. Yep. There it was. A large plastic member of the alphabet chilling in my bra. How long had it been there? How did it get there without me noticing? Will this be a regular occurrence? Who walks around ALL DAY with a giant letter in their bra?
The first time I had to nurse a child while sitting on the toilet. Not one of my proudest moments but what was I supposed to do! Let the baby starve or pee on the carpet? My options were extremely limited.